You're friends with 90%-100% of the employee's Watch every one of those shops.

You own 4 AR-15's configured EXACTLY the same but by different manufactures hot Bushmaster, Olympic Arms, Armalite, etc. English walnut even to be a companion to your Thunder 5 revolver. The custom door who pulls on your Jeep are.

And if you ask your teenage daughter to look at let so you can explain stopping power to her. Your Guide Buying Watch your kid's huggies come in camo battlepacks. You have ever had your local gun store call your house and ask We are doing a stock order, did Watch Buying Guide need anything? If Miller Time means Guide at beer cans. If the highlight of our week is discovering that six.

You rather ban his than hi-cap clips mags. Your wife wants to wear black Buying so you buy her a carry holster.

If Sierra goes on double shifts when place your order. Your driver's license must wear night-vision goggles.

You have 5 guns being DROS'd at 3 different FFL dealers. You ever had to explain It's not the gun, it's a different VARIANT.

You would like to see Bill Clinton or Sarah Brady spend even one hour after midnight at a DC bus-stop without their bodyguards. You your draw when walking along a path at work and scare someone (unarmed - like air guitar). Or: You fall in with a caliber say. You watch La Femme Nikita just to see the MP5s. Your favorite NBA is the Boston KelTecs.

• You've ever carried your toiletries into a hotel in New York City contained a.
• You ever bought ammo reloading dies in a caliber for which you have no gun, because thought some day you MIGHT get a gun in that caliber.
• The fact that you happened to look at the at of one of these times means it's SHOOTIN' TIME!

Your primary cubicle decoration at work or on your at home is your best target group. Or: You by a Thompson (or new equivalent) and then the barrels come in the mail once a week for years. You ever seriously thought about dabbing a little Hoppe's #9 on neck before going out on a date. Your range time seems a lot like the male equivalent of tupperware parties and you end up to buy another gun. You ever bought two brands of the same weight and type of bullet, just to see if shot better.

You do all metric-to-English unit conversions starting the phrase, Well thirty caliber is. If a topless joint with free admission is half a mile and instead you drive 40 miles to the shooting range on a Saturday night. When you get ready for bed, you're still picking grains of H335 out of hair, toothbrush, and underwear. Your has a Weaver Rail on top. You out gun names makes and calibers during every movie you go and see.

Every time you decide to sell leftover parts from your Garand projects, prices at the Gun Show and even at the DCM are affected. You've contemplated putting laser or adjustable sights on your derringer. Your are worth twice as much as your car. You have an FFL license and the UPS delivery guy knows you by first name. You list your local FFL dealer as a dependent your tax return.

Four local gun shops know you name. You've removed HOOTERS calendar and replaced it with a Remington. Rem cases and the gear knob is a.